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jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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systemofadowny:

w0lf-sunset:

the king

No the king was Elvis. 
fuck all of you.

"I know why I’m single. Because I always dress like I’m in a Pearl Jam cover band."

- Dan Soder (via vvednesdvy)

I have two mosquito bites on my neck and I keep scratching them and apparently they are starting to look like massive hickeys.

twoidjitsinthetardis:

thiskittydied:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

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